:wink_smile: Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******** Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******** Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******** Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest? Husband: A lovely Push...!!! ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* :shades_smile::shades_smile::shades_smile::wink_smile::wink_smile::wink_smile::wink_smile::wink_smile: